Do you like your state and not the federal government controlling the curriculum of your kids’ schools? Thank Ted Kennedy. Do you like being able to vote starting at age 18? Thank Ted Kennedy. Do you think low-income people should get help with heating their homes in the winter? Thank the man. Do you think the federal government should fund cancer research? Yep. Do you believe that Meals on Wheels is a good thing? Ditto. Does your daughter (or you, if you’re female) like playing soccer or basketball or softball at school? That’d be because of Ted Kennedy. Do you think that disabled people should be able to go to school? Have access to buildings? Not be discriminated against for housing and loads of other things? Kennedy, big time. You like your cheap airfares? You know the answer. You think people on welfare oughta get jobs? So did Kennedy. You think mental institutions should treat people humanely? Yeah, so did your new friend, Ted Kennedy. You believe that the Defense Department should provide child care for the kids of soldiers? Kennedy did. You think a woman shouldn’t lose her job if she gets pregnant? You think 100,000 more cops on the street’s a good idea? You think poor kids should have health care? You think soldiers in Iraq should have the proper armor? Just tick those things off the list. Some of them would have been accomplished without him; many would not have been. You agreed with Ted Kennedy far, far more than you want to think you did, dear conservatives. Still, go ahead and dance your mad jigs on his still-warm corpse.
— A Message on Ted Kennedy to Conservatives Who Hated Him (Mostly Profanity-Free for the Kiddies) (via ryking via soupsoup)
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